Speculations and assumptions
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
I have noticed that as soon as you reach a certain age in your life - particularly in your twenties - that people always make the assumption that you are pregnant when you say you are nauseous. That's the first thing they jump too. Why is this?
Truth is, I had low blood sugar, because I didn't eat enough breakfast this morning (eet jou pappies!) and also didn't feel like eating my store-bought sandwich, as it {after buying and opening it - and not reading the label} had mustard seeds and gherkins on it. Yuck. So I was left in my dizzying state of nausea and complained to my friends, with a few people overhearring - everyone's first reaction was - oh my goodness are you pregnant? No!
I'm still not ready for kids by a long haul. Even if they are damn cute.
Speaking of children, my canine-child Mila gave me a heart failure on Saturday. I though she was stolen and was hysterically ugly crying in the car, when I was actually supposed to keep my eyes open and search for her. I apologise to the SPCA guy who I cursed and called an idiot.
Turns out that, while we were away from home, Miss Mila had greeted the neighbours over our six feet wall, as she always does. A thunderstorm was brewing, and while greeting them, a huge thunderclap struck. Apparently staffies fear thunder. All my staffies have. She jumped the fence and was chilling, cozily, with them the entire afternoon.
I swear, I would probably still be ugly hysterical crying if I didn't find her.
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3 comments:
It annoys me how people always ask that when you have an upset stomach! Maybe that's just me being bitchy? haha
So true! Love your blog - your photos are gorgeous!
x Christine
Haha, so true Meg!! Try going to a wedding and NOT drinking as much as everyone else - unheard of and definitely means you are preggo!
I'm already getting it now with Baby Number 2 and there are bets on when I will fall pregnant... sad!
x
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