Dear John...

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I just got these little treasures in an e-mail and thought I would share it...made me smile :)

Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God

5 comments:

Sid said...

Love the 3rd one.

I am Megan said...

There were about twenty of them in the e-mail, I just posted the ones I thought funniest. Nearly wet myself laughing. Love those type of laughs :)

Lentie said...

I also got that email today. I liked this one:

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?

Sincerely
Michael Jackson

Gabriella said...

That totally kracked me up! Is there more? :)

I am Megan said...

Ja, the others were:

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas

Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan

Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet

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