Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear Saturn,I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely, God
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Love the 3rd one.
There were about twenty of them in the e-mail, I just posted the ones I thought funniest. Nearly wet myself laughing. Love those type of laughs :)
I also got that email today. I liked this one:
Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely
Michael Jackson
That totally kracked me up! Is there more? :)
Ja, the others were:
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear Soccer Fans,
B B B B B B Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z!
Sincerely, Vuvuzelas
Dear Sleeping Beauty,
I had to join the army, dress up like a man, defeat the hun army and totally save China for my man.
All you had to do was wake up.
Sincerely, Mulan
Dear Romeo,
My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
Sincerely, Juliet
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